Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Six Reasons for Valentine's Day Sex!

Happy Wednesday, or Hump Day, as many people call it. In honor of Hump Day, I have decided to dedicate every Wednesday's weekly post to sex. Gasp! Yes, really, I'm going to talk about sex. As frightening as that may be for some, it's much needed for many of us. I don't know about your house, but in Wifey's House sometimes sex gets pushed to the bottom of the list. While it's always a wonderful thing when it happens, kids, work, life, did I mention kids, can easily get in the way of making it happen. So, with that said, I am mandating Wednesdays Hump Days, when I will post about sex so it stays on the mind, and higher on the list, in Wifey's House and hopefully your house, too!

Since tomorrow is Valentine's Day, I offer you six reasons to have Valentine's Day sex with your husband. They are:
  1. Because you spent all morning curling, plucking, tweezing, waxing and shaving every single hair on your body.
  2. Because you haven't touched a carb in weeks so that you could look sexy in and out of that cute little black dress.

  3. Because you're paying your babysitter ruffly $10-15 per hour so you can go out and spend double the price on a regular meal at dinner because it's Valentine's Day. For all that money somethin' better be on and poppin'!

  4. Because maybe a wild night of passion might reignite your sex life for the rest of the year - or at least through the weekend.

  5. Because it's Valentine's Day, the one day a year that men are practically required to be lovey-dovey, super-romantic and shower you with love. Take advantage of it!

  6. Because without all of the reasons mentioned above, a loving gaze and a simple kiss from the man you married still makes you weak in the knees.

Enjoy & Smiles,

Wifey

(Please note, this post was drafted on Tuesday, therefore says posted on Tuesday, but it's really Wednesday... no really, it's Wednesday... I'm not crazy, it's Wednesday!)

4 comments:

wonderfish said...

Wifey!

Wow! I will never view Hump day the same again. I'm a little scared to share this with my husband because we'll be celebrating 17 years of marriage on Saturday, February 16, and I must admit that I think he secretly declared that everyday was Hump day at our house. The problem is, he didn't let me know this until after I said, "I do!"

Just kidding. Sex does the body and the mind good, so the least I could do, as a wife and the mother of four wonderful and insanely crazy kids, is schedule a little more time for my husband and I to get it on. So thanks for the reminder. My husband will be eternally grateful. Now, Does Wifey offer late slips to work? Because on Thursday mornings I just might not make it into the office on time!

Wifey's House said...

Too funny, Wonderfish! Congrats on 17 years! Sorry, no late slips to work! But, hopefully, Hump Day will inspire you to be late a little more often. Smiles!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the words of wisdom Wifey! Happy V-Day!
:) Nikki D

Wifey's house said...

Thanks, Nikki D! Happy V-Day to you, too!