Since tomorrow is Valentine's Day, I offer you six reasons to have Valentine's Day sex with your husband. They are:
- Because you spent all morning curling, plucking, tweezing, waxing and shaving every single hair on your body.
- Because you haven't touched a carb in weeks so that you could look sexy in and out of that cute little black dress.
- Because you're paying your babysitter ruffly $10-15 per hour so you can go out and spend double the price on a regular meal at dinner because it's Valentine's Day. For all that money somethin' better be on and poppin'!
- Because maybe a wild night of passion might reignite your sex life for the rest of the year - or at least through the weekend.
- Because it's Valentine's Day, the one day a year that men are practically required to be lovey-dovey, super-romantic and shower you with love. Take advantage of it!
- Because without all of the reasons mentioned above, a loving gaze and a simple kiss from the man you married still makes you weak in the knees.
Enjoy & Smiles,
Wifey
(Please note, this post was drafted on Tuesday, therefore says posted on Tuesday, but it's really Wednesday... no really, it's Wednesday... I'm not crazy, it's Wednesday!)
4 comments:
Wifey!
Wow! I will never view Hump day the same again. I'm a little scared to share this with my husband because we'll be celebrating 17 years of marriage on Saturday, February 16, and I must admit that I think he secretly declared that everyday was Hump day at our house. The problem is, he didn't let me know this until after I said, "I do!"
Just kidding. Sex does the body and the mind good, so the least I could do, as a wife and the mother of four wonderful and insanely crazy kids, is schedule a little more time for my husband and I to get it on. So thanks for the reminder. My husband will be eternally grateful. Now, Does Wifey offer late slips to work? Because on Thursday mornings I just might not make it into the office on time!
Too funny, Wonderfish! Congrats on 17 years! Sorry, no late slips to work! But, hopefully, Hump Day will inspire you to be late a little more often. Smiles!
Thanks for the words of wisdom Wifey! Happy V-Day!
:) Nikki D
Thanks, Nikki D! Happy V-Day to you, too!
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