Since tomorrow is Valentine's Day, I offer you six reasons to have Valentine's Day sex with your husband. They are:
- Because you spent all morning curling, plucking, tweezing, waxing and shaving every single hair on your body.
- Because you haven't touched a carb in weeks so that you could look sexy in and out of that cute little black dress.
- Because you're paying your babysitter ruffly $10-15 per hour so you can go out and spend double the price on a regular meal at dinner because it's Valentine's Day. For all that money somethin' better be on and poppin'!
- Because maybe a wild night of passion might reignite your sex life for the rest of the year - or at least through the weekend.
- Because it's Valentine's Day, the one day a year that men are practically required to be lovey-dovey, super-romantic and shower you with love. Take advantage of it!
- Because without all of the reasons mentioned above, a loving gaze and a simple kiss from the man you married still makes you weak in the knees.
Enjoy & Smiles,
(Please note, this post was drafted on Tuesday, therefore says posted on Tuesday, but it's really Wednesday... no really, it's Wednesday... I'm not crazy, it's Wednesday!)