Wednesday, July 9, 2008

It's All About Location...

It’s Hump Day at Wifey’s House, the one day a week I dish about sex. Last week I put you to work and suggested you clean up your bedroom, boudoir or whatever you decided to call it. This week I’ve got nerve, I’m trying to get you out of it.

When was the last time you had sex outside of your bedroom? Gasp! For those of us with kids that’s a wild and almost non-existent thought. For those of you without kids, hopefully it won’t take you too long to remember.

Yes, the bedroom is the primary spot that most of us will do whatever we do when we do it, but having sex in the same place all the time can get … um … a little predictable. What better way to throw some excitement into your sex life than doing something a little different and a little risqué. Do you remember the thrill of taking a risk and hoping not to get caught? Whether you were dodging your parents, your roommate or someone walking by in the park, ahem, excitement was always raised when you stepped outside your bedroom.

No, I’m not crazy and I’m not advising anyone to get too randy or get them self arrested for public indecency, ha, but I’m challenging you to get up out of your bed. Do something different in a different place. Make a date for a shower or bath. Do some work in your home office or do a little cookin’ in the kitchen – yes, puns intended. If you do have children or your space is limited, put them in their own beds then lock your bedroom door and get on your bedroom floor. Light some candles, throw some blankets down and make an event out of it. My newlywed folks pay attention, too. While you might not have as many distractions early on in your marriage, being spontaneous and creative now is a great foundation to lay for your sex life.

So, this week find a safe and sexy spot; and save your bed for sleeping.

Winks & Smiles,
Wifey

3 comments:

MoziEsmé said...

Shocking, shocking!

Wifey said...

Sometimes a little shock is good for the soul ... and the sex life - smiles!

Corinne said...

Ah, the bygone days of freedom. *sigh*