Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Breasts, Tummies, Lips… Now This?

It’s Hump Day at Wifey’s House, the one day a week I dish about sex.

Did you know that you can get plastic surgery done on your vajayjay? Breasts, lips, hips even butts, but I had no idea that upgrades were available for your vagina, too.

I personally am not a big fan of plastic surgery (although I never say never) nor am I advocating for anybody to get some, but I am truly fascinated that there are procedures for your private area and felt the need to share my discovery with you.

I was watching The View last week and saw Dr. David Matlock from the television series Dr. 90210 dishing with the hosts about laser vaginal rejuvenation and improving sexual relations by tightening vaginal muscles. Then he broke out a model of the vaginal area, pointed out the infamous G-spot and explained that there is a G-spot Shot that can increase sexual pleasure and cause more frequent and multiple orgasms. Hello.

While all of that sounds, um, exciting, I’m not certain that me and my vajayjay are ready to visit the good doctor, but for any of you who might be tempted – oh, come on… I know some of you, ahem, many of you have to be a tiny bit curious – here’s a link to The Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of Los Angeles where you can learn more about it.

In the meantime, this just might be good motivation to give yourself a little natural rejuvenation – can anyone say Kegels?

Winks & Smiles,
Wifey

13 comments:

capello said...

i remember when i had my first my husband's coworker asked him "so, did you request her to get an extra stitch or two" and ewwww... gross. i prefer a natural vajayjay thankyouverymuch.

Monkey Toe Momma said...

I have heard of it. But, even with birthing three of my four kids vaginally, I think I'll skip this procedure. Too afraid of nerve damage ;) - not worth the risk, IMO. Kegel, Kegel, Kegel!!!

White Hot Magik said...

I think I keep doing the Kegals.

Wifey said...

You guys are cracking me up. Yeah, I'm a Kegel kind of girl too, but that G-spot Shot is so fascinating to me - and scary! Smiles!

Not Your Aunt Bea said...

For more fascinating stories you should watch Dr. 90210- very entertaining. They will also bleach your butt hole. I wonder if they would work out a package deal? I'd just rather a glass of wine, Kegel, and um, no one should be near my booty hole.

Wifey said...

Not Your Aunt Bea... you are hysterical! And, I prefer the glass of wine, too! Smiles!

Gratitude Girl said...

Ouch!

CP said...

So, when you go in for the G-spot shot, are you going to let us all know how it works? :)

I agree with monkey toe momma- what about the possible nerve damage?

Jenny said...

Yeah, I think I'll stick with a glass of wine and a set of kegels as well! Great post, though.

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Wifey said...

Thanks, Jenny! Will do!

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