tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4512571070882284405.post562444652284091170..comments2023-10-11T08:42:00.665-04:00Comments on Wifey's House: Tooth Fairy Fired Due to Budget CutsAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01531001180084362992noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4512571070882284405.post-8516759221601854412008-08-26T17:41:00.000-04:002008-08-26T17:41:00.000-04:00You think YOU'RE cheap? The tooth fairy says you'...You think YOU'RE cheap? The tooth fairy says you've got NUTHIN' on her, babe!<BR/><BR/>She's been handing out the same miserly rate since before you were born: lousy QUARTERS! And she's not going to change her practice any time soon!<BR/><BR/>Okay, here's the deal: she says it's a logistics issue. She flies around all night, working her tail off, and she only has room for ONE mode of payment. Thus, the quarter. Yeah, dime's are smaller, but she's got a thing for Washington. (Says she met him once on a dark and snormy night....GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!!!).<BR/><BR/>Anyway, she knows pesky parents are swiping the quarters and giving more. She wants them to know one thing: that she's "sick and tired of them moving in on her domain!" <BR/><BR/>Yeah, she's a bit prickly. Especially when the moon is high and the shadows deep. Good thing she has her firefly pals to keep her company.<BR/><BR/>Sheri<BR/><BR/>Sheri Bell-Rehwoldt<BR/>Author, You Think It's Easy Being the Tooth Fairy?<BR/>12,000 copies sold!<BR/>www.4kids.Bell-Rehwoldt.comSheri Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17742862708319859247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4512571070882284405.post-67242003526040347102008-08-20T13:43:00.000-04:002008-08-20T13:43:00.000-04:00Okay I know I am way behind and playing catch up h...Okay I know I am way behind and playing catch up here. The tooth fairy has been leaving my son $1.00.White Hot Magikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08963122263474729156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4512571070882284405.post-39164812117496264142008-08-19T15:29:00.000-04:002008-08-19T15:29:00.000-04:00Definitely fire that fairy. A buck is enoughDefinitely fire that fairy. A buck is enoughMrs.Naz@BecomingMehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05425021902893463197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4512571070882284405.post-20796193616664728512008-08-18T20:59:00.000-04:002008-08-18T20:59:00.000-04:00See, I pay MORE (about $4) for molars than the fro...See, I pay MORE (about $4) for molars than the front teeth(about $2)...SIZE REALLY DOES MATTER!<BR/><BR/>:) TerriTerriRainerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16301763290901887933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4512571070882284405.post-87380645691428218162008-08-18T16:04:00.000-04:002008-08-18T16:04:00.000-04:00$1 sister - except for that one time I got suckere...$1 sister - except for that one time I got suckered into leaving a toy poodle. but, I put a stop to that right quick.Tracee Sioux, Sioux Ink: Soul Purpose Publishinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06511311972798310564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4512571070882284405.post-34007948727935764712008-08-17T22:02:00.000-04:002008-08-17T22:02:00.000-04:00I only got one dollar for every tooth I lost and t...I only got one dollar for every tooth I lost and this was not too long ago. Kids these days have it made!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4512571070882284405.post-15937957029845690382008-08-16T09:16:00.000-04:002008-08-16T09:16:00.000-04:00We are about to lose our first tooth and I have be...We are about to lose our first tooth and I have been interviewing my girls on what they leave. It is such a range from $1-$5. And that's just for the baby tooth! What's the price for a molar then?! Because the tooth fairy always paid double for them!! I need a loan for 4 kids!heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01650080244040469013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4512571070882284405.post-41875859333344138892008-08-15T21:30:00.000-04:002008-08-15T21:30:00.000-04:00Twenty baby teeth times $4 or $5 -- help!!!Twenty baby teeth times $4 or $5 -- help!!!Damselflyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00139191935886860839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4512571070882284405.post-88959736255975088952008-08-15T17:31:00.000-04:002008-08-15T17:31:00.000-04:00Tooth Fairy always brought me and my two sisters s...Tooth Fairy always brought me and my two sisters silver dollars and I thought that would be a cool tradition. Especially when we found, while cleaning out my mother's garage, the 7 silver dollars that had rotated through. Most were wiped clean with acetone, but on a few remain - "indelibly marked" with fine point Sharpie - M---'s 6th lost tooth, 7/13/80, etc...With the price of silver these days (and her not keeping up on her strength training) the Tooth Fairy now brings 2 dollar bills. But she still marks them with kid's name, date lost and which tooth.MLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15285638670031812559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4512571070882284405.post-63935529660744774822008-08-15T15:25:00.000-04:002008-08-15T15:25:00.000-04:00Ha HA! That's hilarious! I fired the Tooth Fairy...Ha HA! That's hilarious! I fired the Tooth Fairy, too. He gave our girls a 5 spot. No WAY was that going to work. Our NEW tooth fairy is far more clever, IMO. SHE gives our kids golden Presidential Dollars. They're extra special, don'tcha know. And, they're only a dollar. Goes to show, presentation is everything. ;)Donna Reed In Blue Jeanshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11839764794862720611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4512571070882284405.post-52455766041434590282008-08-15T14:10:00.000-04:002008-08-15T14:10:00.000-04:00$4! Can I have your tooth fairy? The most mine hav...$4! Can I have your tooth fairy? The most mine have ever gotten is $1.Luhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15536768616167362332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4512571070882284405.post-16813845824589735662008-08-15T11:45:00.000-04:002008-08-15T11:45:00.000-04:00$5. Wait I just had a heart attack. OK, I'm back....$5. Wait I just had a heart attack. OK, I'm back. I like the clean, no cavaties incentive - too funny! I guess I was thinking somewhere in the middle, like $2. Maybe $3 for a front tooth. Smiles!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01531001180084362992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4512571070882284405.post-42986856814355118602008-08-15T11:16:00.000-04:002008-08-15T11:16:00.000-04:00Inflation, inflation! I say the Tooth Fairy rate ...Inflation, inflation! I say the Tooth Fairy rate is $5 IF it is a clean tooth with no cavities. You've gotta at least be able to buy a pack of sugar free gum with the money. <BR/><BR/>But a lot of moms I know say $0.50Mozi Esmehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16078786257885681829noreply@blogger.com